Zombies. They're the in thing right now next to glittering non-vampires. They're what really goes bump in the night, because they don't have the motor function or brain activity to avoid objects. They're hungry for your flesh, and filling up our bookshelves and movie screens. And they're scary as hell.
Alden Bell's (a.k.a. Joshua Gaylord) debut genre novel does for zombie fiction what Cormac McCarthy's The Road did for dystopian fiction, or John Ajvide Lindqvist's Let the Right One In did for vampires: use the clichés of the form to tell a deeply psychological, literary story. The Reapers Are the Angels follows Temple, a teenager born into a world overrun by a zombie plague. She doesn't remember the "good old days," because they ended years before she came into the world; but she remembers an old man who helped her and a younger brother she had tried to protect. Now she wanders the landscape, avoiding the undead and trying to survive in a world reduced to "survival of the fittest" at its most radical. And she's a product of her time: untrusting, ruthless, methodical, and smart-witted. As Temple wanders from place to place, trying to avoid her demons and understand who she is, she encounters a cast of characters that change everything, from Moses, who wants her dead, to Maury, a mentally handicapped man who doesn't understand the world around him. And her journey will show her that there darker things in the world than zombies...
The Reapers Are the Angels is not your typical novel. Its plot is simple and its overall feel is disconnected. But it is also brilliant. People who read this novel for the plot are reading it for the wrong reason. It is about a character (Temple) and her development, about her journey to understand who and what she is, where she belongs, and how to deal with the mistakes of her past in a unforgiving world that is stuck in the dumpster and disinclined towards grieving. A number of reviews of this novel have seemingly ignored this key element, and I suspect it is because many expect a zombie novel to be plot-oriented--never mind that many zombie stories are, in fact, character studies in a zombie-run world. After all, The Reapers Are the Angels is set in a world framed in a way that is likely familiar to the zombie fan, and some of the events that occur throughout the book have happened before.
But the novel is about Temple, not the world, and ignoring how she views the world around her, how she forms her own form of morality without the security we are afforded every day, and how she conceives of her own kind (humanity) are indelible marks of a story that thinks beyond the mundane events of life in a zombie world. The disconnection one feels while reading this novel is brought on by the disconnection Temple feels to the communities and places she visits. She, as indicated earlier, was born into a post-human world. Zombies have always been there for her, and her journey into cities, towns, farms, and so forth are journeys into the unknown. She understands them in the same way we might understand a radically different culture (East vs. West, for example). Even religion plays into this disconnected feeling, because while Temple was raised briefly with a concept of God, she is forced to reconcile her beliefs with the reality surrounding her, without the "support" of scripture, creating a religious framework that seems slightly alien when compared to the religious world we live in now. All of these elements are relayed through Temple's point of view, one of the other strengths of the novel.
Bell's narrative is told in third person present through Temple's eyes. This creates both an intimate connection to the character and to the world, since everything is happening "now" rather than in the past (again, this brings up the problem of the past; namely, that Temple does not want to relive hers and that the world is slowly developing a concept of the past that is progressively present, rather than focused on what once was). One could even read into the use of third person, rather than first person--if disconnection from place and self is a principle element of the novel, then isolating Temple slightly from the reader by avoiding an entirely internal view maintains the disconnection for the reader as well. There is a kind of brilliance at work here, both in the narrative that Bell attempts to create and in the language and style. The language is reflective of Temple's limited experience and the style itself is urgent and fluid, while also being fragmented and to the point. One gets the sense while reading The Reapers Are the Angels that the future is indeterminate and yet always present (always progressing, but going nowhere at the same time), an urgency brought out in Temple's interjections and in the stochastic "plot."
Despite its effective narrative style and display of characters, The Reapers Are the Angels did have one flaw: its ending. On the one hand, the book ends how you might expect (which I will not mention here); on the other, however, there is an enormous shift that pulls the reader too far into disconnection. I found myself wishing the novel had ended at the height of the climax, because then the implied tension in the novel (and the world) would have been maintained at its worst point. But the novel continues beyond the climax, dragging us into a new space that had never been ventured to before. I am intentionally being vague about the specifics, though, because as much as I have issues with the way the novel ends, I still think The Reapers Are the Angels is worth reading. The ending simply reminds one that there are no perfect books.
In the end, The Reapers Are the Angels is simply an extraordinary book. True, it lacks the flare of originality in much the same way as Cormac McCarthy's The Road (a text that contains very little originality in terms of its world content, but makes up for it in its story of an understandably overly cautious father and a naive son), but The Reapers Are the Angels presents a well-written, deeply psychological story that we're not familiar with in a world that we are. It is a kind of cognitive estrangement in that sense (to use Suvin's term). It's the kind of book that zombie fiction fans should love, and a book that readers who are not familiar with the form will find engrossing (as I did). The zombies keep coming, Temple's mind keeps bleeding, and the pages keep turning. What else could you ask for?
If you'd like to learn more about The Reapers Are the Angels, check out the publisher's website (or wherever you buy your books). Alden Bell can be found on his website.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Dean Winchester Vs. The Twilight "Saga"
I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds "Twilight" slightly disturbing...
Friday, October 29, 2010
Review: The Dark Tower – The Battle of Jericho Hill
I was fortunate enough that when I first started reading The Dark Tower novels in college, it was only a few years until Stephen King would release Wizard and Glass – so I didn’t have to wait nearly as long as some fans did to see this epic story continue. Even so, as the series finally wrapped up there was always one story that was hinted at but never revealed to the reader in full; The Battle of Jericho Hill. Taking place sometime before The Gunslinger (the first book in the series) but after the flashbacks to the trials of his youth in Wizard and Glass, this battle seemed to be an important turning point in Roland’s life. Yet somehow in the books, all we were given were tantalizing glimpses of this event… until now.
With Marvel Comics quasi adaptation of The Dark Tower into comic form, they’ve done more than just adapt existing material – they’ve also added in previously unknown parts of the saga, leading up to this bit finale. Previously, Roland became the youngest Gunslinger to pass his trials, but things haven’t gone well for him ever since. First he and his friends are sent on a mission to a far off town as scouts out to gather information on John Farson and his army gathering against the Gunslingers of Gilead. There he falls in love, the girl is killed, he discovers a powerful magical crystal ball, and they all barely escape with their lives. Roland becomes a prisoner of the evil power of the crystal ball, and upon returning to Gilead he winds up killing his own mother – just as betrayal from within will allow John Farson to finally strike and destroy the Gunslinger’s homes.
Roland is able to escape with the last of the Gunslingers, vowing to defeat John Farson and raise Gilead from the ashes once again. It is here that The Battle of Jericho Hill begins. At first the reader is brought up to speed with a chapter devoted to the aftermath of the previous battle, The Fall of Gilead. Here Roland continues his maturation from boy into leader of the Gunslingers, and it is also in this part of the story where the larger tale of The Dark Tower is first revealed. The destruction of Gilead has destroyed or severely weakened one of the beams of the world – three invisible lines of energy which crisscross and intersect at The Dark Tower, a nexus of power for the world. If the Gunslingers are to raise Gilead again, they must first ensure the Tower is safe – because Roland knows that is the true goal of the hideous creature called Crimson King. If the Tower falls, the Crimson King can remake the world in his own image, one of death and chaos.
But as the second chapter opens, nine years have passed and the Gunslingers are no closer to the Tower. John Farsons army has kept them from moving beyond the borders of Gilead – keeping the busy trying to defend the helpless as Farson unleashes the power of ancient technology, like tanks and laser cannons, in his desire to keep Gilead under his heel. Roland decides it’s time to face Farson’s army once and for all – but just as his father had to deal with a traitor from within the Gunslingers at Gilead, so to on the battlefield of Jericho will Roland’s Gunslingers be betrayed from within.
Upon finishing The Battle of Jericho Hill I had mixed feelings. There’s no doubt, it didn’t quite live up to my expectations, but then I’ve been wanting to read this story for a long time and it’s quite possible nothing could have lived up to what I had envisioned. I had thought this would be the final battle with John Farson, as they are never brought up again in future Dark Tower books – but that was not to be. So instead it winds up being another tragedy like The Fall of Gilead, where the Gunslingers lose (though they do keep Farson’s men from being able to use the large laser cannon again). Except this time only Roland survives to fight on, setting him up as the lone Gunslinger readers are familiar with from his first book. Anyone who knows the entire story will wonder about the Horn from the battle of Jericho, and the bad news is he leaves it behind – so the Marvel version of this story won’t be changing anything about the ultimate ending to The Dark Tower.
I also felt a little like Jae Lee was burnt out on The Dark Tower in this, his last miniseries. Most of the pages are one page splashes, with text written over top. Now Jae Lee does a lot of that, and has for most of the previous books, but in many cases this time I felt like I wasn’t being shown the important thing mentioned in the story on that page – and certainly without that text I’d never know what was going on. His artwork is most definitely suited to the darkness of this world, and he as much as anyone has made iconic likenesses out of certain characters – like John Farson and the Crimson King, that I will always imagine them that way from now on. At the same time, I was glad to see that starting with the next volume the reins would be turned over to a new artist – I feel like there’s been a steady decline in Jae Lee’s work since he started on The Dark Tower and it’s time to bring in some new blood.
As to the story, as I said it wasn’t quite what I was hoping for – not quite as epic as I thought it should be, it didn’t quite end the way I wanted it to, and the fact that it repeated some beats from the previous tale felt less like a parallel and more like a recycling of ideas. It’s not a bad book; it’s just not quite what I as a long time fan had been hoping for. However, I can see how this battle broke Roland, losing all his connections to humanity and becoming so driven in his quest to track down the man in black and find the Tower; because that’s all he has left – and I suppose that’s really what this story needed to deliver.
With Marvel Comics quasi adaptation of The Dark Tower into comic form, they’ve done more than just adapt existing material – they’ve also added in previously unknown parts of the saga, leading up to this bit finale. Previously, Roland became the youngest Gunslinger to pass his trials, but things haven’t gone well for him ever since. First he and his friends are sent on a mission to a far off town as scouts out to gather information on John Farson and his army gathering against the Gunslingers of Gilead. There he falls in love, the girl is killed, he discovers a powerful magical crystal ball, and they all barely escape with their lives. Roland becomes a prisoner of the evil power of the crystal ball, and upon returning to Gilead he winds up killing his own mother – just as betrayal from within will allow John Farson to finally strike and destroy the Gunslinger’s homes.
Roland is able to escape with the last of the Gunslingers, vowing to defeat John Farson and raise Gilead from the ashes once again. It is here that The Battle of Jericho Hill begins. At first the reader is brought up to speed with a chapter devoted to the aftermath of the previous battle, The Fall of Gilead. Here Roland continues his maturation from boy into leader of the Gunslingers, and it is also in this part of the story where the larger tale of The Dark Tower is first revealed. The destruction of Gilead has destroyed or severely weakened one of the beams of the world – three invisible lines of energy which crisscross and intersect at The Dark Tower, a nexus of power for the world. If the Gunslingers are to raise Gilead again, they must first ensure the Tower is safe – because Roland knows that is the true goal of the hideous creature called Crimson King. If the Tower falls, the Crimson King can remake the world in his own image, one of death and chaos.
But as the second chapter opens, nine years have passed and the Gunslingers are no closer to the Tower. John Farsons army has kept them from moving beyond the borders of Gilead – keeping the busy trying to defend the helpless as Farson unleashes the power of ancient technology, like tanks and laser cannons, in his desire to keep Gilead under his heel. Roland decides it’s time to face Farson’s army once and for all – but just as his father had to deal with a traitor from within the Gunslingers at Gilead, so to on the battlefield of Jericho will Roland’s Gunslingers be betrayed from within.
Upon finishing The Battle of Jericho Hill I had mixed feelings. There’s no doubt, it didn’t quite live up to my expectations, but then I’ve been wanting to read this story for a long time and it’s quite possible nothing could have lived up to what I had envisioned. I had thought this would be the final battle with John Farson, as they are never brought up again in future Dark Tower books – but that was not to be. So instead it winds up being another tragedy like The Fall of Gilead, where the Gunslingers lose (though they do keep Farson’s men from being able to use the large laser cannon again). Except this time only Roland survives to fight on, setting him up as the lone Gunslinger readers are familiar with from his first book. Anyone who knows the entire story will wonder about the Horn from the battle of Jericho, and the bad news is he leaves it behind – so the Marvel version of this story won’t be changing anything about the ultimate ending to The Dark Tower.
I also felt a little like Jae Lee was burnt out on The Dark Tower in this, his last miniseries. Most of the pages are one page splashes, with text written over top. Now Jae Lee does a lot of that, and has for most of the previous books, but in many cases this time I felt like I wasn’t being shown the important thing mentioned in the story on that page – and certainly without that text I’d never know what was going on. His artwork is most definitely suited to the darkness of this world, and he as much as anyone has made iconic likenesses out of certain characters – like John Farson and the Crimson King, that I will always imagine them that way from now on. At the same time, I was glad to see that starting with the next volume the reins would be turned over to a new artist – I feel like there’s been a steady decline in Jae Lee’s work since he started on The Dark Tower and it’s time to bring in some new blood.
As to the story, as I said it wasn’t quite what I was hoping for – not quite as epic as I thought it should be, it didn’t quite end the way I wanted it to, and the fact that it repeated some beats from the previous tale felt less like a parallel and more like a recycling of ideas. It’s not a bad book; it’s just not quite what I as a long time fan had been hoping for. However, I can see how this battle broke Roland, losing all his connections to humanity and becoming so driven in his quest to track down the man in black and find the Tower; because that’s all he has left – and I suppose that’s really what this story needed to deliver.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Giveaway! ARC Copy of "The Painted Boy" by Charles de Lint
Courtesy of Penguin Books (Viking imprint) I have an extra ARC (advanced reading copy) of The Painted Boy by Charles de Lint to offer for giveaway.
Jay Li should be in Chicago, finishing high school and working at his family's restaurant. Instead, as a born member of the Yellow Dragon Clan—part human, part dragon, like his grandmother—he is on a quest even he does not understand. His journey takes him to Santo del Vado Viejo in the Arizona desert, a town overrun by gangs, haunted by members of other animal clans, perfumed by delicious food, and set to the beat of Malo Malo, a barrio rock band whose female lead guitarist captures Jay's heart. He must face a series of dangerous, otherworldly—and very human—challenges to become the man, and dragon, he is meant to be. This is Charles de Lint at his best!
Just add your information to the form below (all information is guaranteed confidential and will be discarded once contest ends) to enter and I will randomly pick a winner by Thursday November 18th. No multiple entries please-- all multiple entries will be discarded. Open everywhere.
Good luck!
**Contest Closed**
Jay Li should be in Chicago, finishing high school and working at his family's restaurant. Instead, as a born member of the Yellow Dragon Clan—part human, part dragon, like his grandmother—he is on a quest even he does not understand. His journey takes him to Santo del Vado Viejo in the Arizona desert, a town overrun by gangs, haunted by members of other animal clans, perfumed by delicious food, and set to the beat of Malo Malo, a barrio rock band whose female lead guitarist captures Jay's heart. He must face a series of dangerous, otherworldly—and very human—challenges to become the man, and dragon, he is meant to be. This is Charles de Lint at his best!
Just add your information to the form below (all information is guaranteed confidential and will be discarded once contest ends) to enter and I will randomly pick a winner by Thursday November 18th. No multiple entries please-- all multiple entries will be discarded. Open everywhere.
Good luck!
**Contest Closed**
5 Icon Search Engine For Web Designers
Assalammualaikum dan Salam 1 Malaysia,jika anda seorang graphic designer,anda akan sentiasa mencari sumber grafik yang terkini. Samaada anda seorang web designer atau graphic designer, ikon, vector, logo dan lain-lain adalah merupakan elemen-elemen yang penting yang perlu ada untuk menghasilkan karya atau website yang menarik.
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"PeopleFix" a futuristic bike concept
Designer has envisioned a futuristic bike concept with an aim to strengthen social networking in an age where long distance commutes keeps foiling your plans to meet friends and relatives. The ergonomic design dubbed as "PeopleFix" has been developed using ZB rush process and features wireless steering that looks like a mobile device.
The user can maneuver the sleek bike using handheld steering that does not have to be moved right or left but instead operates in a 350 fluid motion. Just in case the user felt tired of holding the device in hand the steering that features all the controls could always be connected to the handle
The lightweight concept boasts of an interactive user interface and GPS control to help the rider navigate through heavy traffic. The fuel efficient bike can fit people of all sizes and gets started at the push of a button from the handle.
Designer: Roberto Bertrand
Designer: Roberto Bertrand
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Create outline stroke in illustrator
Assalammualaikum dan Salam 1 Malaysia,ok guy's post kali ini saya hendak tunjukkan cara asas hendak buat Outline Stroke di dalam Adobe illustrator.
Outline Stroke ini selalu di gunakan apabila kita hendak highlight-kan atau menonjolkan mesej yang cuba disampaikan. Dengan penggunaan Font dan Colour sesuatu design itu akan nampak menarik. Ini adalah perkara asas yang Graphic designer perlu tahu.
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Book Review: "Highborn" by Yvonne Navarro
I noticed last year that angels and demons seem to be a trend that's gaining traction in the paranormal fiction genre. Sure enough, I've been getting more than a few books in this style added to my TBR list and I'm so intrigued with the various interpretations of the theme that I can't help but dig in.
Highborn by Yvonne Navarro is the story of Brynna, a fallen angel who begins to wonder if redemption is possible even for a depraved soul that chose to leave service in Heaven for power in Hell. Acting on her desire to return to Heaven, Brynna escapes Hell and starts her journey in the human world. Brynna discovers that hiding from demons sent to bring her back to Hell are the least of her problems as she quickly becomes entangled in an investigation into a series of high profile murders-- and the detective in charge of the investigation.
The Good: There are many things I like about Navarro's style as a writer. She's not afraid to go for it when it comes to violent encounters or gruesome descriptions of Hell. Violent encounters might not be everyone's cup of tea, but if the story goes in a direction that calls for it, I like an author that doesn't hold back-- and Navarro doesn't. I also appreciate the integrity she brings to the character of Brynna. "Highborn" is the kind of book that could be a typical fish-out-of-water story littered with cute malapropisms, but that would get old really fast. In Navarro's hands Brynna never loses her sense of being different. There's no attempt to smooth out the feeling that Brynna is alien to this world. No rapid adaptations to modern slang or anything else that fits the character into a cookie-cutter mold of any kind. There are some really nice character interactions in "Highborn" too. Brynna, for all her strangeness, forges connections with others through her protective nature and the people she takes under her wing add a lot to the story.
Needs Work: I need to know where a character comes from before I can appreciate where they are; so the back-story is key to my enjoyment of a book. We know Brynna is a fallen angel whose real name is Astarte, but there isn't a whole lot more to her background. She was a favorite of Lucifer and, as the title suggests, a highborn one at that. But after a tantalizing glimpse into Hell at the very beginning of the book, we're not really shown any more of her previous life. And that killed me because I really wanted more. Navarro seemed like just the author to deliver an honest-to-goodness hellish vision of Hell. I've read so many books that fall short of letting their view of Hell be as dark as it should and I was sure Navarro would give us that but, to my disappointment, it never came. Unfortunately the character development follows the same basic pattern throughout; an enticing tidbit here and there, but not enough to really satisfy the reader.
"Highborn" is an interesting book for me. In some respects I think it's much better than your standard paranormal fare because the personality of Brynna stays true throughout. It's great that there isn't some stereotypical shift in her perspective that puts her in-sync with everyone else. I liked that she stood out from beginning to end. At the same time it's the elements I liked that highlighted the elements I felt were lacking. I wanted the book to live up to its potential, but I never quite felt that it got there. I kept reading, waiting for the payoff-- some kind of big reveal-- but was left with feeling that the story was incomplete. I will, however, definitely read the next book Navarro writes in this series. I like the overall story, the characters and the author's style-- so I'll be back. But if the next book doesn't prove to be more fleshed-out, I wouldn't be encouraged to continue further than that.
3 1/2 out of 5 stars.
Highborn by Yvonne Navarro is the story of Brynna, a fallen angel who begins to wonder if redemption is possible even for a depraved soul that chose to leave service in Heaven for power in Hell. Acting on her desire to return to Heaven, Brynna escapes Hell and starts her journey in the human world. Brynna discovers that hiding from demons sent to bring her back to Hell are the least of her problems as she quickly becomes entangled in an investigation into a series of high profile murders-- and the detective in charge of the investigation.
The Good: There are many things I like about Navarro's style as a writer. She's not afraid to go for it when it comes to violent encounters or gruesome descriptions of Hell. Violent encounters might not be everyone's cup of tea, but if the story goes in a direction that calls for it, I like an author that doesn't hold back-- and Navarro doesn't. I also appreciate the integrity she brings to the character of Brynna. "Highborn" is the kind of book that could be a typical fish-out-of-water story littered with cute malapropisms, but that would get old really fast. In Navarro's hands Brynna never loses her sense of being different. There's no attempt to smooth out the feeling that Brynna is alien to this world. No rapid adaptations to modern slang or anything else that fits the character into a cookie-cutter mold of any kind. There are some really nice character interactions in "Highborn" too. Brynna, for all her strangeness, forges connections with others through her protective nature and the people she takes under her wing add a lot to the story.
Needs Work: I need to know where a character comes from before I can appreciate where they are; so the back-story is key to my enjoyment of a book. We know Brynna is a fallen angel whose real name is Astarte, but there isn't a whole lot more to her background. She was a favorite of Lucifer and, as the title suggests, a highborn one at that. But after a tantalizing glimpse into Hell at the very beginning of the book, we're not really shown any more of her previous life. And that killed me because I really wanted more. Navarro seemed like just the author to deliver an honest-to-goodness hellish vision of Hell. I've read so many books that fall short of letting their view of Hell be as dark as it should and I was sure Navarro would give us that but, to my disappointment, it never came. Unfortunately the character development follows the same basic pattern throughout; an enticing tidbit here and there, but not enough to really satisfy the reader.
"Highborn" is an interesting book for me. In some respects I think it's much better than your standard paranormal fare because the personality of Brynna stays true throughout. It's great that there isn't some stereotypical shift in her perspective that puts her in-sync with everyone else. I liked that she stood out from beginning to end. At the same time it's the elements I liked that highlighted the elements I felt were lacking. I wanted the book to live up to its potential, but I never quite felt that it got there. I kept reading, waiting for the payoff-- some kind of big reveal-- but was left with feeling that the story was incomplete. I will, however, definitely read the next book Navarro writes in this series. I like the overall story, the characters and the author's style-- so I'll be back. But if the next book doesn't prove to be more fleshed-out, I wouldn't be encouraged to continue further than that.
3 1/2 out of 5 stars.
Uh Oh-- Have Zombies Jumped the Shark?
I saw this over at SF Signal and John DeNardo asks if Zombies have jumped the shark now that they're featured in a Sears ad.
And who let that cat in there?
And who let that cat in there?
Monday, October 25, 2010
Ben Kenobi: Private Jedeye
Yeah, I giggled when the dialog went like this --Greyson: what about before you were a dick? Ben: I've always been one... It's great having a childish sense of humor-- everything seems funny.
Hat tip to Patrick St-Denis
Hat tip to Patrick St-Denis
Top Ten Vocabulary Building Horror Films of All Time
Dictionary.com sent me over this fun list and I had to post it. I don't know about you, but I learned most of my vocabulary from my favorite books. In college I was the only person in my English class who knew what a centaur was. Sad but true. So when I see a list referencing popular movies as a means to a larger vocabulary-- I get it. Be sure to also check out Dictionary.com's Hot Word Site (today's is Jack-O-Lantern).
Considering that the most frequent sound to come out of a horror movie character’s mouth is a blood-curdling scream, vocabulary may not be the first thing you think of in relation to fright flicks. However, don’t let the funhouse mirror distort the unexpected ways these films have contributed to the popular lexicon. Whether these films make you scream, cry or quiver, your readers will be sure to learn something thrilling along the way.
Spook your lexicon – and your nerves – into overdrive, and keep your Dictionary.com app handy for the following picks:
- The Exorcist – This controversial masterpiece not only redefined horror movies, but has also given people nightmares and nausea since 1973 and introduced us to the term pneumoencephalogram.
- The Silence of the Lambs – When Dr. Hannibal Lecter insists, “Enthrall me with your acumen,” we can’t help but be enthralled with his. We also have Dr. Lecter to thank for some perverse culinary education – fava beans and Chianti will never taste the same.
- The Shining – Stephen King’s imagination for horror + Stanley Kubrick’s cerebral filmmaking + Jack Nicholson’s sardonic wit = neuron-firing chills. Kudos to a film that makes ten words – “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” – one of the most terrifying moments in cinema. Alas, you won’t find “redrum” in any mainstream dictionary.
- Jaws – Sure, those of us who were kids in 1975 are now afraid to swim in a pool, but this classic may have done more to generate interest in Carcharodon carcharias than all Shark Week episodes combined. When we weren’t being traumatized, we were educated on the animals’ extreme territoriality as well as nautical and medical terminology.
- Scream – A clever plot and satirical dialogue set this one apart within the otherwise mind-numbing teen slasher genre. Randy offers insight into the killer’s actions: “It's the millennium, motives are incidental.” We dare you to find a line like that in any of the Friday the 13th films.
- Suspiria – This English-dubbed, gruesome 1977 Italian Dario Argento classic revolves around unusual words that inspire the viewer to look them up, when you aren’t too busy gasping in terror.
- Videodrome – From what we can determine, the only film included in our Quotes section is David Cronenberg’s early, visionary work. Phrases, concepts, even the names of characters play off of word meanings. And who can forget the grotesque yet mesmerizing imagery and the young James Woods’ intensity?
- The Omen - We have to give this film credit simply for making its title, a useful and sophisticated term, ubiquitous in popular vocabulary. For better or worse, the series also deserves credit for perpetuating concepts such as the Anti-Christ and the apocalypse.
- Alien – This film put Sigourney Weaver on the map and put us into a state of nightmare for about a week. Nevertheless, those with the intestinal fortitude to see past the blood were enlightened by discussions of evolutionary biology, artificial intelligence, and corporate politics. The film’s 1979 movie poster corrected a scientific fallacy perpetuated by Star Wars – “In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream…”
- Psycho – This masterpiece brought the oedipal complex out of the English classroom and made it something so scary that we were afraid to shower. Norman Bates lulls us into a false sense of security with his discussions of taxidermy and armchair philosophy before forever proving that men dressed as old ladies can indeed be terrifying.
Beware: while some of these may indeed be scary, your brain may turn into something resembling a melted Reese’s cup if you watch one of these:
- Bride of Chucky – While it’s true that the ‘F’ word is one of the most highly searched terms on Dictionary.com, we’re not giving out any awards for overusing it in a script.
- I Still Know What You Did Last Summer – The only thing that could make this film even less stimulating would be to cast Audrina Patridge into a supporting role. Now that’s scary.
- Hostel – What we learned from this movie was to be irrationally terrified of travel and that’s pretty much it. Queasy and crass, some critics have placed this film into a sub-genre of torture porn. We’ll pass.
- Saw (its sequels in particular) – This franchise may forever be tainted by its ridiculous number of sequels, despite a solid effort in Saw I. Neither the characters nor the dialogue had us reaching for the books.
- Blair Witch Project – There is no doubt that this creepy, documentary-like film is frightening, but there is hardly enough dialogue to keep you engaged. You may find more verbal stimulation in the cleverly titled Gossip Girl episode “The Blair Bitch Project.”
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Have You Ever Said Her Name?
Fear comes naturally to us when we're kids, don't you think?
After seeing "Jaws" at the tender age of six (what were my parents thinking?) I became convinced a shark was lurking under my bed, ready to grab my succulent little legs. Logic didn't matter. My fear overrode the knowledge that sharks not only couldn't fit under my twin bed, but needed water too. I spent many years vaulting onto my bed from what I presumed was a safe distance from the snapping jaws of a great white shark.
I had the same kind of fear of the ghost known as Bloody Mary.
You know the story. You stand in front of a mirror and with the lights off, maybe holding a candle, while you chant Bloody Mary and if you're lucky (or not) Mary would appear. What happens next varies. Some stories say the woman in the mirror simply stares balefully at the summoner --which some people believe will drive the viewer insane-- while others claim she will attack or even kill those brave (or stupid) enough to call her.
There are lots of ideas of where the story of Bloody Mary comes from. Most frequently she is claimed to have been a woman who was executed hundreds of years ago for being a witch-- though some stories give her a Lizzie Borden-type myth as a murderess. Some confuse the urban legend with the story of Queen Mary I of England, known as Bloody Mary during her reign thanks to the number of Protestants put to death in an attempt to establish Catholicism as the official religion; but as the challenge is usually passed kid-to-kid it seems unlikely Mary I comes up too often.
It's amazing how enduring the Bloody Mary tale is and the story doesn't really change. I heard a fairly mild version 30 years ago when my friends told me the bloody image of a woman would appear in the mirror if I chanted Bloody Mary's name three times. Recently my 10-year-old daughter came home asking me if I had ever heard the name Bloody Mary and related to me an almost identical version of the story I heard so long ago. She was no more interested in taking up the challenge than I was.
Popular entertainment has also featured the story of Bloody Mary as a staple of urban legends featured on shows like "Southpark," "Charmed" and "Supernatural," but the most memorable interpretation has to be Candyman-- the 1992 movie based on a short story by Clive Barker titled "The Forbidden"-- as it transfers a tantalizing childhood scare into a grown-up horror.
I never had the nerve as a kid to try to summon Bloody Mary. The idea of deliberately courting a ghostly visitor was far scarier than a Ouija Board or telling ghost stories. I mean-- as far as I was concerned it she could really show up! I think it's fair to say my fear of Bloody Mary has evaporated along with my worries that a shark may be hiding under my bed. But I can still remember the thrill of dread the idea of chanting Bloody Mary's name gave me all those years ago. I never heard any good Bloody Mary stories either-- maybe my friends were as scared as I was.
What about you? We're you the brave kind of soul that called out to the supernatural? And if so-- got any good stories?
After seeing "Jaws" at the tender age of six (what were my parents thinking?) I became convinced a shark was lurking under my bed, ready to grab my succulent little legs. Logic didn't matter. My fear overrode the knowledge that sharks not only couldn't fit under my twin bed, but needed water too. I spent many years vaulting onto my bed from what I presumed was a safe distance from the snapping jaws of a great white shark.
I had the same kind of fear of the ghost known as Bloody Mary.
You know the story. You stand in front of a mirror and with the lights off, maybe holding a candle, while you chant Bloody Mary and if you're lucky (or not) Mary would appear. What happens next varies. Some stories say the woman in the mirror simply stares balefully at the summoner --which some people believe will drive the viewer insane-- while others claim she will attack or even kill those brave (or stupid) enough to call her.
There are lots of ideas of where the story of Bloody Mary comes from. Most frequently she is claimed to have been a woman who was executed hundreds of years ago for being a witch-- though some stories give her a Lizzie Borden-type myth as a murderess. Some confuse the urban legend with the story of Queen Mary I of England, known as Bloody Mary during her reign thanks to the number of Protestants put to death in an attempt to establish Catholicism as the official religion; but as the challenge is usually passed kid-to-kid it seems unlikely Mary I comes up too often.
It's amazing how enduring the Bloody Mary tale is and the story doesn't really change. I heard a fairly mild version 30 years ago when my friends told me the bloody image of a woman would appear in the mirror if I chanted Bloody Mary's name three times. Recently my 10-year-old daughter came home asking me if I had ever heard the name Bloody Mary and related to me an almost identical version of the story I heard so long ago. She was no more interested in taking up the challenge than I was.
Popular entertainment has also featured the story of Bloody Mary as a staple of urban legends featured on shows like "Southpark," "Charmed" and "Supernatural," but the most memorable interpretation has to be Candyman-- the 1992 movie based on a short story by Clive Barker titled "The Forbidden"-- as it transfers a tantalizing childhood scare into a grown-up horror.
I never had the nerve as a kid to try to summon Bloody Mary. The idea of deliberately courting a ghostly visitor was far scarier than a Ouija Board or telling ghost stories. I mean-- as far as I was concerned it she could really show up! I think it's fair to say my fear of Bloody Mary has evaporated along with my worries that a shark may be hiding under my bed. But I can still remember the thrill of dread the idea of chanting Bloody Mary's name gave me all those years ago. I never heard any good Bloody Mary stories either-- maybe my friends were as scared as I was.
What about you? We're you the brave kind of soul that called out to the supernatural? And if so-- got any good stories?
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